Crazy Little Annie and I are on a roll today. Here are some goodies for today:
“Oh if only all of life’s problems could be solved with hairspray, mascara and vodka.”
“I see champagne and something with melted cheese involved.”
“I wish Ross’s event wasn’t way-the-hell-in-nowhere…”
” I read that tweet and was like, excuse me while I pick my clothes off the floor.”
“All this talk about sexuality and women’s lib is making my ovaries hurt. Or maybe it’s pms.”
” I could only deal with her if lots of booze is involved. ”
“We DO NOT have to be nice to her….well, only as civil as our Southern roots force us to be.”
” I need cupcakes in my life like you need a man.”
“you’ll at least get a cupcake tomorrow! I might get a man by 2015.”
“Worst case scenario: You may have to go work in a winery as a taste tester & risk being called a wino.”
And that’s just today’s comments! Have I mentioned how much love us? Cuz we’re awesome! Admit it, at least one of those comments brought a smile to your face.
Rehab Ranch 
Just reminded me of my twitterisms I posted today…. Last time I stepped on the scale naked, it said “ewww..I didn’t need to see that.”…and then yelled “get off me bitch! you’re squishin me!”….